Too late, I already watched it at the weekend.

Michelle Williams gets one year younger every movie she does, but her characters also lose one trillion braincells each movie.

Tom Hardy's character is almost as bad, just a bunch of cliches about being an overzealous reporter.

However, when Venom finally shows up, things get seriously fun, with Venom's deep voice, scary half-moon eyes, and Colgate-brushed sabre-toothy whiteness all pretty good surface for what turns into some pretty funny Abbott and Costello style comedy banter between himself and Tom Hardy.

A shallow movie with a funny character. I laughed. Now use him in a better movie.

It's a shame this movie isn't part of the Marvel universe, or better still, part of the X-men/Deadpool universe, because Deadpool and Venom would make a great anti-hero double act, creating complete chaos every time they team up instead of saving the day. I'd love that movie. :)