Why the Fuck Should I Watch: A STAR IS BORN?

Why the fuck should you watch “A Star Is Born”?
• You like that sweet feeling when tears are calmly falling on your perfect cheeks. Yes, when watching this movie you can cry even if you are a man, just don’t do it in public. (Just kidding – do whatever you want.)
• Big noses turn you on.
• You like when movies drag you through emotions that you didn’t think you can feel anymore.
• If you are the Chuck Norris (His tears cure cancer, and it can be our only chance to get them).

The movie has a simple story – a man (a rockstar) meets a woman (a talented nobody), they fall in love and when the lovebirds have had their first fun moments, they need to deal with some real life problems. Going through tough periods in life always shows who really cares about you. None of us are perfect, but everyone can love.

It’s not an easy watching if you have fucked up your life or relationships in the past, all the comfortably suppressed memories resurface. Maybe this is the reason why this move hits the feels – it’s just relatable and down to Earth. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper deliver perfect performances, the chemistry is strong between them, and there’s no dull moment in the movie, even if you are used to the fast paced massive action movies like I am for example.

The soundtrack is great and the music suits the movie well. If you weren’t a Lady Gaga fan before, then I have to warn you: it may change, so be careful. Bradley Cooper is just awesome. That man can act.

It’s a perfect movie to go watch with your partner (girlfriend, boyfriend etc). If in the end of the movie you don’t feel that your relationship has the same depth, then well…I don’t say you should dump your partner but…yes, do it. Sometimes you need to see the real thing from somewhere else to understand if your’s is also the right thing.

Why the fuck you shouldn’t watch “A Star Is Born”?
• You have never understood how can people do stupid shit. I mean: just go to work, pay your bills and don’t fuck up – easy, right?
• You’ll puke all over yourself and your cat if you see another musical drama movie.
• You think that a wedding should be a massive and flashy event to show off your money and other material crap.
• You are a heart surgeon and you are in the middle of the surgery – that’s indeed a little more important. Keep up the good work!