The ndjt contest. No dares, just truth. Enjoy!

Hello lovely steemians, I have decided to join the #JustTruth, No Dare contest, I hope you get to enjoy my answers

• What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

hmm, whenever I look at the mirror and see how big I've become.

What is the most weird thing you love?

eating the chicken's anus.
You should try it, it's delicious.

Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

The beards.
It has to be on point!

Who is your steemit crush?

@futurethinker

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

hmmmm, you won't believe me.
I tried memorizing my password.

Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

@surpassinggoogle @futurethinker

Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

@futurethinker

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit

@samstickz @ivanlager @surpassinggoogle

Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@surpassinggoogle

What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?

Travel

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

@futurethinker (a warm hug)

What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

Ladies: @phiona @xpressng @annieben

Guys: @ejemia @juicefella @gidionline

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

delegate

Nominating @vky

To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination

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