His Funny Nerd

His Funny Nerd desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

His Funny Nerd always kept a magic 8 ball to cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

His Funny Nerd desperately desired a can of Tango that they would worship. It should be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was exciting. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

His Funny Nerd always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

His Funny Nerd desperately searched for a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

His Funny Nerd had a vibrator to embrace. This seems a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.