Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 11

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 10 while watching our wallets shrink in size by about a third. But now we're back for Week 11!

For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 10 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 27 entries in Week 10! Here they are in vote count order:

Contestant	Answer	Link
@simplymike	possiblyinvasive	Link
@newbiegames	ultrabold	Link
@sparkesy43	Aphrodite's Child	Link
@isarmoewe	John Bull	Link
@improv	Pence	Link
@blanchy	Alberto_Pérez_Dayán	Link
@blockurator	tropicalmoistlowlandforests (grabber)	Link
@sgbonus	Red's Good Groove	Link
@justnyz	The Magic Kid	Link
@bidesign	DT	Link
@ernesto-guzman	planted aquarium expert	Link
@organicgardener	unfortunateblemishes	Link
@themanwithnoname	Regener-Tonne	Link
@hyperbole	champion	Link
@robertpayne114	Nawaz Sharif	Link
@ropaga	Imperial Russian Army	Link
@kipswolfe	sheepfarmer	Link
@simonjay	orphan	Link
@a0i	grotesque	Link
@mimismartypants	Colombiaportal	Link
@feelx	Schizophrenia	Link
@cetb2008	The most hated	Link
@wingman56	William Jaggard	Link
@bengy	Mexican	Link
@hockney	Unique Feature Id	Link
@corinneiskorean	person believed to be possessed	Link
@yintercept	Reconciliation	Link

Week 10 Winners

Lots of good stuff to choose from! There were the serious answers (as in, something he might actually have picked) but it looks like most of you when with the sarcastic ones.

My Personal Favorite

If Donald Trump were to join Steemit, his account name would probably be @_______.
grotesque

By @a0i. Congratulations! I like this because it works on both levels. Since Trump really embraced the "deplorable" label, I could see him going with this. But it also works, because, let's be honest, sometimes he is pretty grotesque. But I also love all the second choices in @a0i's comment too!

The Crowd Favorite (by RNG to break the tie)

If Donald Trump were to join Steemit, his account name would probably be @_______.
possiblyinvasive

by @simplymike. Congratulations! I really liked this answer too, for the same reason as @a0i's.

The RNG Award

If Donald Trump were to join Steemit, his account name would probably be @_______.
planted aquarium expert

by @ernesto-guzman. Congratulations!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your answer word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.
6. Feel free to add the word "a" or "the" or similar "formatting" words to your answer if it would help it make more sense or sound better.

This Week's Prompt

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

a non-profit organization
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_general_election,_2018

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

I was all out of cash to bribe the tax collector during my audit, so instead I tried bribing him with _______.

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