This is all fake news. It has not been sanctioned by the revolutionary workers party of Great Britain, led by me and Mrs Abbott.

When I'm PM this sort of filth will be banned, and only none-hateful, sanitised news produced by the BBC will be permitted....you know, the stuff that hasn't passed through the hands of Jews.

Please immediately report to a re-education camp to have your opinions straightened out. You can begin by reading my introductory manifesto here