Trump announced that the US has begun dropping of bombs on that poor country to retaliate against another false accusation.
The Syrian army had finally eliminated all the rebels from East Gouta. The citizens of Damascas were finally free of the constant threat of missal attacks from jihadists embedded there. And the good ol' US of A shows up an starts bombing the crap out them.

I look at all my neighbors flying American flags and proudly supporting our troops. I have no idea what they're thinking. We are proudly destroying the lives of hundreds if not thousands of Syrians tonight. May God forgive us.