Nihilistic rainbow say whaaaaaaat?

Here I am scrolling through Steemit
Endarken contest, wtf is this?
One look inside and here i find
Some dude tries to burn steem price
Man, i could buy some rice with that reward
Why not try to join it right afterward?

Endarken sounds like a tanning method
When they put you inside a metal rod
Lock you up nice and tight
Then they fuck you left and right
When you get out, check your ass
With a magnifying glass

Endarken sounds like a metal song
That you hit with a giant bong
When you're high you see D-sized tits
But you'll die trying to hit it
At least when you get endarken
Something else also gets harden

That's all I have for today
Satirical is how I play
You really want to test my skill?
Remember to foot up my bill
Dum phoks are plenty, trust my advice
But only I can cook good fried rice.