NSFW: All of me

Being in a hotel alone is boring (I think this is my first time ever) and being sick is even worse. So, decided to spice things up a bit and see if I can steal some voters from @eveuncovered.

I know you have been waiting for this. You don't have to admit it, just put on some Barry White, keep reading - and enjoy.

Go on, what are you waiting for?

I have written about being authentic and getting our of the comfort zone so, what more authentic and uncomfortable than getting naked on the immutable Blockchain. Time to put your Steem to some good use instead of those circlejerks you have been taking part in.

People take Steem seriously, as they should add there are many streams of potential that could improve lives, but there is also time for a little fun, a little skin isn't there?

Are you ready?

What do you like to do, how do you like to Steem? Are you one of those maximizers looking to squeeze every last drop out, do you play fast and loose with your stake? Perhaps you are a premature exiter? Maybe you think you are better than your own reality, and leave the audience unsatisfied and scrolling for more.

Self-aggrandize much?

You might be too young get the reference, too Steemature. That's okay, not everyone needs to hold all of Steem history, just the Blockchain.

Perhaps you can't wait til Steem moons ago you can live out your deepest, darkest fantasies and wear cosplay outfits whenever you want to. Maybe you dream that when your stake grows large enough, you will stick your flags all over the platform. Are you sure you will ever be large enough?

So many ways to do it that I think people freeze on the moment, get stuck doing it the same way over, and over, and over again. Missionary Steeming. If you aren't getting what you want, maybe it is time to change position, mix it up a bit and see what else you could do.

Learn a few more tricks.

But, you already think you know it all don't you, that what you deliver is what everyone enjoys. After all, you enjoy yourself, you enjoy finishing your fast post first - that is all that matters isn't it?

Perhaps you should get some more experience under your belt before you look to settle down, try something new, look into the interface of more than one. Who knows, your soul app might be in development as we speak, just around the corner, just a block away.

Do you feel dirty thinking about other chains?

What do you imagine will happen if you stray to another site, will Steem take you back? Just make sure you use protection and keep your keys safe.

Well, should we get down to business and get this party started? Finished already?

Typical.

I have a fever and definitely not suitable for work tomorrow but I have to bend over that desk and tap that keyboard for 9 or 10 good, long hours. But as promised,

Nudes.

I haven't had a bath in years. It was glorious. Pity I was alone.

Am I going to regret this post in the morning?

Taraz
[ a Steem original ]
_{(posted from phone)}