Actually wanted to reply this yesterday but something distracted me...

I really think I would do the same thing, and regarding eating chicken without anything - that's the easy part :)

During one of my last hikes in back in Serbia, my smarter&prettier half and I forgot the knife in the room - and the main thing we brought for that day was a block of air-dried bacon... with several additions to the side.... I ended up using teeth to chunkify it... since its really hard to anything else... anyways back to the topic

Definitely wouldn't buy any kitchenware - thou I would probably have some primitive tools in the backpack - but a bit more advanced than broken plastic spoon :D :)