Bus conductors in Lagos

I'm sure most people in Lagos have experienced one or two with bus conductors, from the "cool ones" to the "not so cool ones" to the "crazy ones" and also the comedians. I can say it's sometimes frustrating and sometimes interesting if you are lucky to meet the comedians.
The "not so cool ones" are the ones that can frustrate you with their shouts, lack of understanding, insults and sometimes it could lead to a fight. The "cool ones" just do their jobs very well without any confrontation. Then there are the "crazy ones" that will slap someone who got down from their bus as they were refusing to leave on time, this happened to a friend and trust me it wasn't funny. And then "the comedians" that will so make you laugh that you won't want to get down when its time, I for one always pray to meet them.
At the end of the day, most of us have different stories about our experiences with bus conductors to tell.