Well, I believe we need to keep in mind that the traditional Christian archetype embraces and holds the entirety of the boundless benevolence to be found in the human condition. The issue is that nowadays we face an onslaught on our W E S T E R N V A L U E S from godless P O S T M O D E R N N E O M A R X I S T S whose, whose, whose reckless and destructive actions are but a ploy to confound us with the black, feminine dragon of chaos, roughly speaking. The solution is clear. Do like the lobster: buy my books, clean your room, and if you catch the female wearing makeup in the workplace, send her back to the kitchen.

Also, drawings of snakes mating mean the ancients knew about the DNA double helix. It's very hard to explain.