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The Dude and the Politician
Rhyming Couplet Ideas
by schnotty
See the running of the dude,
I think he's angry at the brood.
He finds it hard to see the chimpanzee,
Overshadowed by the dreamy northern dune tansy.
Who is that running near the stone?
I think she'd like to eat the ozone.
She is but a living politician,
Admired as she sits upon a statistician.
Her pleasant car is just a bowl,
It needs no gas, it runs on noll.
She's not alone she brings a deer,
a pet seal, and lots of kier.
The seal likes to chase an alligator,
Especially one that's in the detonator.
The dude shudders at the mortal deer
He want to leave but she wants the shear.
