Can’t lose weight? Just Eat A Balloon! - Daily Spigot 8/13/18

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Can’t lose weight? Just Eat A Balloon!

A doctor named Shantanu Gaur, has a new system for losing weight.
His invention eliminates surgery and, there’s not even a need to sedate.
A patient will swallow a capsule, with an attached tube for inflation.
The resulting balloon will curb appetite, and collapse when it’s served its duration.

In physics, it seems that string theory’s, the reason for intellectualizing
Experimentation or the lack thereof, sans real research and analyzing.
It’s responsible for a culture that, rather than experiment to prove a new theory
They simply depend on their hubris; real work may make them too weary.

Mental diseases like bi-polar disorder and schizophrenia too,
Could be the result of evolutionary changes, and moving calcium through
The brain and drugs that help with the transport as is necessary
Would potentially control the diseases, which would be extraordinary.

Patton Oswalt tweeted the statement that he “is a proud pedophile.”
Yet Disney has him in a new kids’ movie, even though his tweeting is vile.
He plays the villain named Dr. Dementor, a name that suggests he’s a creep.
They must have wanted true realism; their perversions must run really deep.


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The Cost Is Low To Remove Excess Co2 – Why Aren’t They?

The more that we read about carbon dioxide, and how it’s a threat all around,
We still have to wonder what’s going on, when a solution to remove it’s been found.
94 dollars per metric ton is the cost to extract it from the air.
Yet all anyone continues to do, is to argue about how it got there.

The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?


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