Obamagate: I'm running on nothing but schadenfreude fumes today

Obamagate: tl;dr version

Barack Obama is viewed as one of the greatest US presidents in history with the biggest scandal during his reign being wearing a tan suit once. No, really.

And now Obamagate shows that he's complicit in abusing the intelligence services of Merkinstahn to influence elections and throw his political opponents under the bus, while covering up for his cronies (ie the Clintons mostly). Which means history will now remember him like it remembers Tricky Dicky Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal, because he did the same thing.

War and Peace version

Two names are relevant here: James Comey and Michael Flynn.

James Comey is an FBI director hired by Obama to clean up Hilary Clinton's countless messes. Mostly, he should have exonerated her for having an illegal email server at home that got hacked by the Russians. They tried to change this narrative into one whereby Donald Trump was colluding with the Russians to get dirt on Hilary. Evidence now shows that Obama and others were colluding to get dirt on Donald Trump, and this is why they tried to impeach him. They thought that if they shook the tree, Trump would panic and start covering up something that they can investigate, or at least give them a lead because they had nothing except the legacy media agitprop campaigns, dubbed Russiagate.

Comey did his job so poorly that Clinton was viewed in an even worse light, as if that were even possible. He was subsequently fired by Trump, because Trump did not trust him. Enter Michael Flynn.

Michael Flynn is a retired army general who was a lifelong Democrat. Being in the army, he was trying to combat ISIS at the time. His plans kept getting steamrolled by the Obama administration. He started asking too many questions why, and during the 2016 campaign, switched sides and campaigned for Trump. Trump subsequently hired him as National Security Adviser, but partially because Obama had warned the incoming administration about Flynn, Trump fired him shortly after. Very shortly after.

Now Obama and his intelligence community cronies tried to entrap Michael Flynn, thinking that they could get him to flip and give them some dirt on Trump. Instead, Flynn took the fall and admitted to lying to the FBI cronies. Turns out that this is not a crime, and the Mueller Report basically found that there was no Russian Collusion. Flynn just got cleared of all charges (or at least, the charges were dropped), but now there are recordings of meetings during which Obama is influencing the intelligence officers to get dirt on Flynn. Why? Well.. Flynn knows quite a lot about Russia and the Ukraine and the Middle East, all of which are areas where Joe Biden has dodgy interests with his crackwhore of a son being on the board of directors for Ukranian companies that he probably can't even pronounce the name of.

So this is the tip of the iceberg. If you hear the term draining the swamp, it refers to Trump getting rid of Obama and Clinton-era establishment career cronies in government jobs being corrupt.

Lots of schadenfreude in the salt mines today. Perhaps now friends (and unfortunately, former friends - as a result of them interpreting me fact checking the really really true news not the fakes news no sir as a sign that I am an oros man supporter) will see that there's a dumpster fire to this smoke, and they can take Obama's member out of their mouths for a bit because he's the ringleader of this dodgy corrupt circus after all.