Go on...DOWNVOTE ME....You don't know what Freedom of Speech is, because you're all terrified little sheep!
And I couldn't give a shit....I'm the sodding Prime Minister after all!
Right, Theresa here. First Minister of the United Kingdom, and as far as any of you lot are concerned, MY WORD IS LAW!!!! So shut the fuck up and pay attention before I decide your town is next on the ISIS false flag hit list.
I've been on this platform for 2 days now. Two whole fucking days. And do you know what I've discovered about you?
I'll tell you. You're mostly a bunch of sycophantic tossers all holding their hands out hoping for a few dollars from some fat bloated cunts who control all the cash.
It's basically lovely. It's like an extension of the good ol' days of the Industrial Revolution, where there were a small group of Etonians who had all the pie, and everybody else queued up for a morsel of old pastry which was so rotten even the dogs wouldn't eat it. Ah. Proper British values!
Thinking about Downvoting me already? Good!!!! I hope you do!
Don't think for a minute that I give a flying fuck about any of you. I don't need your wanky upvotes. I'm the fucking PRIME MINISTER of BRITAIN. In fact, I will take it as a personal slight If I DON'T have a Steemit reputation of about minus 500 by the end of the day, because getting under your skin is going to be my number one priority.
And do you know why? Because freedom of speech isn't something you plebs are entitled to. My government have worked extra-specially hard to make sure that every opinion you have can be catalogued as some sort of hate crime unless it's specifically derived from a Government info pamphlet, or printed in one my mate Rupert's papers.
So here's a few ideas for you all, things that none of you have the bollocks to say.
@berniesanders, you like to present yourself as the champion of the rewards pool, but basically I think you're probably a dwarven bender with a Baby Jesus Anal Plug stuck so far up your backdoors that it quacks when you walk.
@jerrybanfield, you honestly look like you need a good meal. Perhaps go see @sneak, i'm sure he's got a few spare pies he'd be ok to share with you. And for fucks sake, please stop talking about prayer. Nobody gives a fuck especially if you've gone all venal with your dodgy upvote bots, raping the arses of the poorest people on here who just want to earn enough to buy some rice for their kids. Personally I think it's funny that such a big personality wants to get paid for using his wanky upvote machines. Proper (small c) conservatism that Jerry!
@sweetsssj. You frankly look like you need someone to come and smash your back doors in. Someone other than your pimp that is.... If people don't realise by now that she's actually some random bird with Stockholm Syndrome who was kidnapped by Slavers and forced to sit looking vacant over random meals so they can earn money off you before they take you back to your cage, then those people have clearly got an IQ lower than their Steemit reputation.
See guys, it's quite cathartic being able to speak your mind on here. You should try it sometime, Oh wait, you probably don't want to because you're all scared some whale is going to come and buttfuck you for your precious rewards aren't you?
And whilst you're all too scared to say what you really think, what's happening is @haejin is shooting his spoofy man paste all over your face, and you don't even realise your choking his worm for him.Even if you haven't invested anything into the platform directly, whenever you power up, you are helping these cretins take your rewards away from you, preventing you from actually being able to do something useful to you working class slaves, like overthrowing my government. It makes me laugh my saggy tits off that you don't realise this.
And then, when you've done that, how about you go and find a bunch of other cunts to downvote too? You know, the sort of people who every single day are metaphorically fisting you up the Jacksy, and all you can do is squeal and say "thank you mistress, can I have another one....?"
So go on, do me a favour, prove to me that you've got some fucking spine left in you and DOWNVOTE me. Let's see you crush my reputation into the ground (the fucking British public did that quite successfully last year I might add. I'm going to nuke Liverpool for that at some point!).
Now all together now.....
God save our gracious Queen.... God save our noble Queen... God save the Queen...
(because who wants that kiddie raping Prince Charles to be king?)
There’s no way I could downvote you. I love you too much. I live the way you fuck over the people. It’s such a brilliant act you put on. I have no choice but to give you a 100 percent upvote every time. And as you are such an amazing person, I’m delegating my STEEM power to you. I know you’ll use it wisely.
That's the right answer Danny. You are a shining (did you see what i did there...?) example of how everyone should behave in my presence. I think you are probably excellent material to have in my Government, perhaps you could head up the ministry for Food, Agriculture and Fisheries. And for fucks sake will you do something about those fucking vegans, they are really starting to piss me off now with their "ooh, don't eat little piggies" nonsense. They could all do with a stint on the frontline in Afghanistan, that would sort them out, the fucking pussies. In fact, I've just had a great idea. Go me.... Perhaps you could head up a new initiative designed to forcibly conscript pacifists, vegans and those nauseating professors of morals and ethics into the Marines. Start with Corbyn, he's a right waily little fudgepacker
I'm definitely up for that. I hate vegans too. I have infiltrated their ranks by pretending to be one whilst secretly munching on steaks and cream pies.
I know. I've had MI6 tailing you, and you have your own monitoring department at GCHQ. I've seen you with bacon fat running down your chin whilst you shove screwdrivers into kittens eyes for fun. I like you a lot....
Please don't nuke Liverpool. You can nuke Scuntsthorpe though.
I like reading your honesty. This side of TM the PM is her best side.
You do have a point. Nukes are so very quick. Another phone call to Porton Down I think....wonder if they can do a delivery of VX gas to Anfield?
Oh Tessie are you a Man Ure supporter?
Pffffwwwaaaaaa hhhhhaaaaaaa.....you have got to be kidding? Haven't you been paying attention at all Serf? No of course you haven't. Let me spell it out for you. IM THE MOTHER FUCKING PRIME MINISTER.
What do I care about some cretin kicking around a ball whilst thousands of shaved Northern apes jump up and down wanking each other off?
That said, I do like Ludo.
ahhh football!
Upvoted !!!
Damm! I really like this song:
Lizzie, you ugly wartfaced bitch. Just remember, I'm the one who got elected....not you! Ok, fair enough, I didn't get a majority, and I had to do a deal with a bunch of psychotic God-botherers who think there's no such thing as Dinosaurs, and that a woman's womb is made entirely of plasticine, but the point is, I managed to STEAL my election fair and square (after being handed it by that retarded moon-faced wankstain David CaMoron after he managed to fuck the EU referendum up). All you did was get squeezed out of a reptilian vagina by a woman who goosestepped her way through the 1930's.
I think I need to slap you harder next time you come to my house!
nice
Would be interesting ot know: how much bots does haejin use to promote his content?
Learn to spell. Oh wait, you're probably either a foreigner (in which case see my earlier post here), or you went to a British Comprehensive School! That makes sense. Good Job me!!!
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STOPGet fucked you useless cunts, I don't need your stupid medals....When I'm done with being PM, I'm going to sit in the house of Lords, and get a nice cushy job at the EU, because my primary motivation in this parliamentary term is to derail Brexit. Tony's offered me a couple of million to get him the presidency now he's managed to turn the middle east into a scene from Call of Duty (what a good idea making him a peace envoy was....I arranged that you know!)
Now STOP bothering me or I'll have you locked up with Ian Huntley
What a wonderful cunt you are
I know. I'm awesome and everyone loves me. Except for those socialist tossers, and who cares about them? By the end of next year, once me and Donald and Vlad have concocted our big war, all those pacifist commie wankers are going to lined up against a wall for treason.