Her Lonely Prince

Her Lonely Prince searched for a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom of all things.

Her Lonely Prince desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Her Lonely Prince always kept a toilet brush that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Prince had a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Her Lonely Prince always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Prince found a set of lego that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected it was awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.