Like Goldilocks

in #punchline • 6 years ago

The farmers around here talk about the weather the way perverts talk about pornography.

They bitch when it looks too wet but they also bitch when it looks too dry.

#humor #jokes #weather #sex
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     6 years ago 

    nothing worse than a soggy issue of playboy

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     6 years ago 

    'but this field's just right for plowing'

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     6 years ago 

    Damn. You got me shook.

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