What's so funny?
I didn't realize your mom's basement has eyes.
Now I know he has millions of dollars but I just think that means he will buy his mom a mansion with the most kick ass basement ever. It will be filled with meatloaf , hot-pockets and all the Alienware PCs money can buy. Oh and a couple of those super realistic sex robots.
While we all dream of the ultimate mom's basement (get your head out of the gutter @traf) why don't you check out these funny posts?
https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/you-re-coming-with-me-dude
https://steemit.com/funny/@idikuci/it-s-was-my-birthday-yesterday
https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/when-you-strike-a-nerve
https://steemit.com/punchline/@notb4mycoffee/winning
https://steemit.com/dmania/@thedailylaugh/what-happens-when-i-get-to-the-beach-zg1hbmlh-h6w0m
https://steemit.com/funny/@redlipstick/ah-more-stories
https://steemit.com/punchline/@nerdnews/location-location-location
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/as-the-years-go-by
https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/over-my-dead-body
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@dandesign86/no-pain-no-gucci-comedeopenmic-round-4-2nd-entry
Gig from Giphy.
Nice
lol....its nice
Very nice post
am seriously in need of your support sir, its gonna be 9 years this week that i lost my dad, it was an accident (i wrote about the whole incident and posted it yesterday .you can reach it through this link https://steemit.com/promomentors-challenge/@hurlamideh/my-promo-mentor-writing-challenge-the-death-of-my-hero)
so in honor of him, i decided to create a contest (its about celebrating our fathers before they die and after they die, i dont want others to make the same mistake i made, because i didnt get to celebrate him while he was still alive not until he died. so i created this contest for my fellow stemians to win 5sbd just writing poem to celebrate there dad(alive and dead), and i get to chose the best among them.
so am asking for is your support in this contest sir, even if its just your upvote or a donation sir (no amount is too small). i just want to make my papa proud, if at all he is watching me from above.
this is the link to my contest:-
https://steemit.com/celebrating-fathers/@hurlamideh/poetry-contest-write-a-poem-about-your-dad-and-get-a-chance-to-win-3sbd-or-more
With that voice, 20 years and 150 lbs later, he will be $5.99/ minute sex calls as Melinda Love Lips.
course they do
they're not Asian people