Her Lonely Queen

Her Lonely Queen always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Queen craved for a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

Her Lonely Queen desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was exciting. A spade is the item to choose.

Her Lonely Queen craved for a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate This seems an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Queen had a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It is an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing selected.

Her Lonely Queen always kept a porno magazine to demolish. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.