HAHA!!! Good one dude... really gave me a laugh! By the way, just so you know, there's a few typo's in there so you really should go back and fix them. ;) HA! But seriously, you are a great writer and I really admire the things you do on Steemit! Congrats for being on the trendy list!
I can't jen, it will destroy the illusion... no backspace!! "I'm the best author on steem" dude, does not spellcheck. Member?
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