LOL!! This is waaayy better than I described like a moth or so ago... Thanks for giving it to us with this hilarious alter-ego :-)

Just to re-emphasize the importance behind the humor:

"The odds of winning the lotto are so badly weighted against purchasing a ticket it can be thought as throwing money away. The real value of a $1 purchase is often as low as 32 cents, with the rest of the cost going straight into the profits of the ticket sellers. Those huge profit margins are why governments have increasingly turned to lotteries to raise funds, rather than through direct tax increases."
_{The Guardian - Sun 16 Feb 2014}