Their Fat Scammer

Their Fat Scammer desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fat Scammer needed a teapot that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Scammer desired a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was epic. A dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Scammer desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

Their Fat Scammer searched for a melon that they liked to break. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Scammer desperately searched for a bat that they would drop. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bat being the thing opted for.