Should You Hire A Felon?

Yes.

Chipotle does.

Criminals are people too. They make the best food.

They have the best tattoos. The best legs. Everyone should have their own to chase around.

Maria Rose Calhoun has been so typical the last couple of weeks. She has three pending court dates. Five hundred dollars short on rent.

This wasn't supposed to be about her. This is about economics. Unemployment is so low. I have never seen it like this. You can't afford to hire someone who doesn't want a job. Everyone who wants a job has one.

These criminals remember hard times when it was hard to find an open job. Gaining criminals loyalty and good economic times is the best of both worlds. The chances they were given decades from now won't be forgot or squandered with unnecessary crime muck.

Think now about the possibility the time you think about setting up a better 401k plan for this new criminal (and your old ones--some have been arrested since you hired them) might be dwarfed by the time they think about it.

They might think about the 401k first thing most days, before they even open their eyes in the morning!

You are going to feel good about that. Anyone would.

Change your stupid form!

Ask this instead:

"Do any of your bad memories of police or judges or lawyers prevent you from doing the job duties described?"

Case closed

Love Always,

Crytroppel