The Troubled Snake

The Troubled Snake wanted a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Snake always had with them a set square that they would often experiment on. It would have been an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Snake needed a wig that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Snake desperately looked for a toilet brush to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Snake carried a helmet that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Snake searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.