So, Men's Soccer World Cup Finals 2018 have just ended. (France won -- ooops, spoiler!) While it was going on, I realised there are so many things I'd rather do than watch it. So I've made a list.

Things I prefer to do during the World Cup Soccer finals:

• Go to the bathroom for a long shit (it's a great feeling to not feel rushed while shitting, don't you think?)
• Go grocery shopping (shops are deserted, great experience!)
• Edit a story I've been working on for a while (it has to happen one day, so this might be the day!)
• Pick your nose (everybody is looking somewhere else, so, why not?)
• Re-watch your favorite meme/TV-show/movie/commercial for the zillionth time
• Sleep (only recommended when not around other people due to noise... of course if you can find someone else to join you in the bedroom, you might find a way to annoy those annoying people with noises of your own)
• Okay, really, anything else... just be creative here people, think of something to do while 22 men run their lungs out while chasing a ball across a field in front of billions of people watching. Give them all a medal for trying so hard and forget about it already.

And by the way... that goal from Mandzukić at 69 minutes was really beautiful.

^{Nominating @negativer and @dbooster for this round of @comedyopenmic as I'm interested to know what they were doing during the Men's WorldCup this year.}