Dime qué opinas: consejos si te asaltan

in #spanish6 years ago

Antes de leer este post te recomiendo discreción, puede tener contenido un tanto insultante o vulgar.

Ya que decidiste seguir leyendo recuerda que lo dicho en este post lo describo de forma sarcástica.

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Consejos si te asaltan
-Entrega las llaves del auto
-Déjalo pasar a tu casa
-Déjalos que violen a tu hija
-Déjalos manosear a tu mujer
-Dales tus ahorros de 20 años
-Déjalos que golpeen a tu madre
-Invítales a comer mientras golpean a tu hijo
-Deja que secuestren al más pequeño
-No olvides pagarles el rescate
-Antes de que se vayan has que te disparen en el pecho
Ojo: ni se te ocurra sacar un cuchillo y menos un arma para defenderte…… vas preso

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