Wow, I love your style of writing! It's so matter-of-fact, yet assumes the reader is not an idiot.

Favorite line: “A good day” as the saying goes “Is not dying”.

Very beautifully and tastefully done. I mean, how else do you write about sex with a mermaid, you know? I loved that part about the tongue. So unexpected, and devlish. I wish they could have stayed together a little longer, but it makes a better story if they don't. I loved the whole thing.