In the grand scheme, it could have been worse, but am reinforced in thinking that albino squirrels are a bad omen for me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, @tarotbyfergus! In the grand scheme, albino squirrels are a bad omen, and a certain death sign for the fraudulent financial system — known for ages. Inescapable. Are you ready for the event? :)
Oh, this is news indeed. I was just about to let @tarotbyfergus know that the albino squirrel has been following me my entire life, and always makes his home in my yard, and um.. not to worry. Maybe I'm the one he should be afraid of..
It's now your job to protect me from that thing...
All the creatures gather around a good people. Your entire life should be a period long enough to conclude that ‘bad omen albino squirrels’ are just — fake news! :)
Thank you @flaccidfervor, and do not drive off that creature if it comes to you again. It’s a unique soul…
Wow. I'm glad you get it, @lighteye!
I'm as ready as I'm going to be...