Steem Cartoon : The Warrior's Hunt

To be a good hunter is almost as important as to be a good lover. Micheal knows it best. He has to pass this knowledge to Kimmy.

The first lesson, find some grazing four legged creature. The best creature is one that does not have horns, antlers and is a slow runner. Sometimes you have no choice, so you choose the ones that will not charge back at you. It is dangerous to hunt wild boars because they will return the favour.

So boy, if you have read @sireh's 'Sharpening your Axe' cartoon, you will know your spear must be razor sharp, so that one throw will kill your dinner. Now, go get my equipment, no point talking. I will show you what practical means. I am not a man who talks, I am the man who walks, runs and kill!

Kimmy always love the motivational talks. Although Micheal say he is a man of a few words, everyone knows it is not true. Micheal is a real blabber mouth. He has the mouth like a magpie.

The went to the grassland, there they spotted a deer. But it has antlers. Dammit. Micheal will still have to show his mettle. He ran tiny steps like a javelin thrower. He got his spear at a right 30 degrees angle and off he launched the spear. It hit the target. It pierced through the heart and made an instant kill.

Micheal carried the carcass like a trophy. He was triumphant.

Kimmy woke up, there was this man who was talking to himself in his sleep. The scary part is that he is holding a knife and cheering himself. Kimmy thought to himself, don't tell me he is dreaming again. Yesterday he just dreamt he rode a woolly mammoth and cut off its tusks, and he ended up holding a twig. Now he is going to cut his own thighs for BBQ? Let's hope he has nice thighs.