Two ✌ At The Gate
Joke:
ttle boys stole a big bag of apples from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were climbing over the fence to enter the cemetery, two apples fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You"..... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest...... "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"... They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'....Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?".... You should see the run for your life moment....The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Doomed! We Are Doomed!! We Are Not Dead Yet !!!". 
Joke:
Two little boys stole a big bag of apples from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were climbing over the fence to enter the cemetery, two apples fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You"..... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest...... "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"... They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'....Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?".... You should see the run for your life moment....The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Doomed! We Are Doomed!! We Are Not Dead Yet !!!".
_THIS JOKE!_
_THIS JOKE!__THIS JOKE!_
should see the marathon.........
Two little boys stole a big bag of apples from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
hey both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............hey both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
hey both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
ou should see the marathon.........ou should see the marathon.........
should see the marathon.........
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now You're laughing... .
Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face.........
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Couldn't stop laughing*
_FEEL THIS JOKE!__FEEL THIS JOKE!_
``` Two little boys stole a big bag of apples 🍏 from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.ys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two apples fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You"..... Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You"..... Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You"..... Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a close by Church ⛪ for the priest.......................
Panting heavily, "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"...... "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"...... "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............ They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
You should see the race ......... The speed was escape velocity! You should see the race 🏃 ......... The speed was escape velocity!
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Doomed! We Are Doomed!! We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Doomed! We Are Doomed!! We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Doomed! We Are Doomed!! We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now You're laughing... .
your friends. Put a smile on someone's face.........I I
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂```Couldn't stop laughing 😂 😂
FFEEL THIS JOKE!
``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
_FEEL THIS JOKE!_
_FEEL THIS JOKE!__FEEL THIS JOKE!_
*I Couldn't stop laughing*
_FEEL THIS JOKE!_
_FEEL THIS JOKE!__FEEL THIS JOKE!_
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You"..... Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"...... "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............ They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
You should see the race 🏃............d speed was more than Escape velocity
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Doomed! We Are Doomed!! Pls We are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". I didn't write 📝 this! In fact i dont know who did!
.... Now You're laughing... .
With lots of laughter from Nigeria 🇳🇬 your friends. Put a smile With lots of laughter from Nigeria 🇳🇬
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂```
``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
You should see the marathon.........
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now You're laughing... .
Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face.........
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂```
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,. passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
You should see the marathon.........
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now You're laughing... .
Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face.........
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂```
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