AUCTION - StoneSplitter Orc - SteemMonster Card - 0.001 SBD Starting Bid! :O

I am selling this Orc! He does not attend to his duties with any diligence. He is sometimes aggressive to the other staff. His personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. He is terrible at arranging flowers. He has a penchant for theft, especially if the item is shiney or edible. Frankly, we just don't know what to do with him, and so we are looking for a buyer who has the time and space in their life to look after a troubled, but deep down, very lovable Orc. Please, just take him away.

He is going for a minimum price of 0.001 SBD (he will cost you SO much more than that in general damages!)

he is worth 0.6 SBD according to this list of card prices: https://steemit.com/steemmonsters/@virtualgrowth/steemmonsters-rough-price-guide-steemmonsters-tokens-for-your-cards-and-packs

BUT I will do this guy as a SPECIAL OFFER (because I love him so much, and I want him to go to the best home, not because Im desperate to get him out of the house or anything to do with the fact that Im entering the @pollux.one SteemMonster giveaway competition! ) for only:
0.3 SBD BUY IT NOW PRICE

I will end the Auction in roughly 24hrs at 12:00 MIDDAY (Greenwich Meantime) because we really couldn't possibly stand another day with this despicable barbaric oaf in our service. I hope you all understand.

This is the FIRST time Ive ever used Steembay so Im not really sure quite how it works. Check the comments below for Instructions on how to bid.

Lots of love and Orc-related joy to you my Steemy BidFriends
Basil x