SHOCK THERAPY; Not for All, But For The Sleeper.

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A nice shepherd will warn you that what he is about to say is tough
A nice shepherd will say that what you are about to read is hard
A nice shepherd will say the chances are high that if you've been following him, you won't like this next message
A nice shepherd will say that most likely after listening you won't come to his meetings again, or you will unfriend him, or block him
Or her
I don't believe in such things
I don't believe in such warnings
Better to speak the truth as it is, so long as it is done in love and without picking on any person
I am not a nice shepherd
I am not even a shepherd
I am a sheep
A mehehehe sheep
A 'everyone is following the good shepherd this way, you are going that way' sheep
A 'what is even wrong with this one?' sheep
Grace is the most beautiful of all.
We are all standing by Grace,
Enjoying Grace,
And surrounded by Grace,
But you are dreaming about Shalewa!
I believe in using cold water to wake up such a slumberer
Not fanta!
Not classical music!!
Drop it in his ear!
I believe if there is no response still, bring a crash cart
and shock him in the chest
"Charge to 100"
"Clear!"
SHOCK!
"Charge to 200"
"Clear!"
SHOCK!
"Charge to 300".....
"Clear"
SHOCK!
No warning bell.
No pep talk
No senrenren English
Noooo!
One kondo igbala
Two ifoju alafia
Three igbati ayo
If the person now starts making noise,
That is a sign there is still hope!!
Yet, because you have to remove your head from Telemundo
And put it back in the Bible
In the name of old school african mama far ranging side eyeing tough LOVE
For the sake of that folly which led you into babanla nonsense
I will still unfriend you
That your spirit may be saved in the day of Christ
That is my belief.