When Sally and Bob had to go get real Jobs! PART TWO

The pink Lambo was gone and Sally was still standing there in a vegetative state. However Sally was very pretty so she'd be a beautiful Heirloom Potato not some ordinary or boring "normie" vegetable that poor people had to eat!
Please read the first installment to catch up on this saga... https://steemit.com/steemit/@battleaxe/when-sally-and-bob-had-to-go-get-real-jobs-part-one

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Bob the "Crypto Manager" was holding both Sally and her pomeranian, Chanel Kardashian, very tightly. He already was feeling bad from going ALL IN to Crypto and leaving his 4 kids and wife behind to hook up with Sally. He gazed at his Chrome spinning rims and felt sad he missed child support payments to buy car bling in order to get into Sally's pants. Sally turned to Bob and wiped away her false eyelashes that had come unglued from all her crying and said, " You having all my keys and advising me to go all into Botconnect is going to save me from losing EVERYTHING!"

Sally was unaware that Bob had been lying to her about his success and living on Ramen noodles for months on end so he had to think fast to keep this magical relationship going. He'd have to convince ten people to convince ten people to invest ASAP to keep the free money gravy train going! He arranged his perfectly douched hair and lovingly whispered, "Baby, we're still going to the moon." A growl was heard but it wasn't Sally's dog it was Bob's stomach! It had been eight hours since his last infusion of Top Ramen and the whole charade was about to be revealed!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!