HOW TO WRITE STEEMIT POSTS IN YOUR SLEEP

While I was sleeping I came up with another idea for a Steemit post. This is what often happens. When I wake up I write the idea down in my diary, and later add it to my Steemit post list in Excel.

As a distraction now I need to put in a top image because the next image in this post would look like crap as a thumbnail. Usually clickbait works well on Steemit. And usually boobs are the best clickbait. But most of my followers are women and they are not that into boob pictures.

They keep saying "men's arses are irresistible". But although I do keep going on about arses and sphincters, I'm just not that into men's arse pictures myself. Fortunately I did a painting of a man being tempted by an arse, so I'll use that.

Right now my post list has 438 Steemit ideas on it. Bullshit you will cry. Part of me wants to copy and paste the whole list here to prove I never bullshit. But I know where that would lead - firstly lists are really boring and all my followers would mute me for being a boring geek, and secondly the entire population of Bangladesh would do rip off versions of them all but spell every second word wrong.

So now you just get to see this screenshot (proof):

Here is how I do it (my geek secret):

I turn on my computer to write the new idea on the list.

Before actually doing that, I lose interest in opening Excel (Microscum sucks anyway) so I open Markdown instead, and type out everything that is in my head.

Then I realise that all the cool shit I wrote in my sleep has disappeared, so I just post some random pictures that I did in the toilet instead.

And that is it - the only drawback is that those long complex posts still need to be typed out, using fingers and keyboard - all that boring geek shit - so really it's still just like being on Excel dicking around with my spreadsheet.

Oh bugger it, here's another arse pic:

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