I'M COMING OUT ON STEEMIT.

in #steemit6 years ago (edited)

Next month I will have been here on Steemit for two years. Because every man and his dog (but no women, because there are no women on Steemit) will have been on Steemit two years next month, I thought I'd better get in early.

Next month if there is anyone left here reading posts who isn't a bot, they will be saying "Oh Jesus, not another bloody two year anniversary post"

No, I'm not about to reveal that I'm a vaxxer or a libtard. But I have been doing a bizarre Steemit experiment and it's been really interesting.

Until now I haven't really told anyone, but my first 30 days of the experiment are up and it's time for stage two so I'm going to announce it to the world - I have a new second Steemit account as well as @sift66 - I'm also widely unknown as @frot

You can read all about it here: https://steemit.com/steemit/@frot/an-update-from-the-dark-side

It's been good for getting my head round things, one of which is that I've been a bit slack about interacting with my Steemit friends, which I have become aware of because bots just aren't all that much fun to talk with :)

So now I'm keen to say thanks to all my Steemit friends for being awesome. Thanks guys you kick arse!

But I also want to say "fuck off somewhere and die" to all the total wankers and dickheads who are doing all sorts of bullshit on Steemit...

And that is exactly the sort of thing I might just do on my new account. I'm such a conservative prick on this one.

Here is a line from the intro post:

"On my @sift666 account I'm an old school Steemian with a bunch of principles that have been drummed into me. I've worked hard to build up a good account, post good content and be the sort of person I want to meet on Steemit. But there are some things that I'm really quite unsure about. Issues I'm avoiding and other things I'd like to test out"

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@frot/introduce-yourself-to-www-frot-co-nz

So what sort of evil shit have I done?

One post is all in caps (shouting) - I've always wanted to do that, and its so much easier than dicking around with the shift key.

https://steemit.com/steemit/@frot/how-to-lose-friends-and-disturb-people

Another post has typos from end to end and I left them all there because I wanted to be less anal.

https://steemit.com/art/@frot/i-m-having-a-brake-from-being-anal

One post is all images - even the text is images (I'm the world's worst typist)

https://steemit.com/steemit/@frot/there-is-a-new-android-app-called-steempad

And the big one - yes, I used upvote bots all over the place and after just one month I now have over 300 followers and a rep of 57. I know a lot of people would like to spank me for that, and they will be even more pissed off now when they hear me say I think it's a good way to start out fast on Steemit. There - I have just come out as Satan...

Here is where I answer your two burning questions:

1 - YES, I do plan to keep using both accounts, and I may even have an argument with myself soon because I'm a prick.

2 - YES, all of this is a way to avoid facing up to the fact that I am a white male but I'm afraid to come out publicly and admit to it, so I keep pretending online that I'm a transsexual. One day all this may come out, and both my identities could be destroyed by the scandal.

So I'm preemptively coming out here and now. I not only am a prick, I also HAVE a prick, and I've also been playing with bots... You heard it here first!

ALL PICTURES BY SIFT666 SO GFY


WWW.SIFT.CO.NZ


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I want to follow your alter ego and I think he produces great content but I am fighting with myself!
You are paying bots to earn easy reputation. I don't feel 100% comfortable with it. I am not paying any bots and look at me, after almost 1 year with 58 of reputation, even if people are upvoting me and following.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Fair enough!

My alter ego doesn't give a toss - that is the point really...

Stick to what you feel comfortable with, I'll still think you are awesome

I have still followed you in the other account, but the bots thing ........ you should drop it!

Yes, I sort of fully agree with you...

BUT

I'm not sure how pissed off my followers would be with what I'm testing, but truth is I don't think anyone could build up a new account now without bots.

My rep has been stuck on 64 since January and it's not likely to ever go higher, and its been 3 months since I had a payout over $15 - now I'm not even likely to get over $5! My days of $100 posts are long gone!

I want to do a post about bots and the only way I'm going to understand all this is to try using them myself. (just not on my main account)

"Selling out" is a common idiomatic pejorative expression for the compromising of a person's integrity, morality, authenticity, or principles in exchange for personal gain, such as money.[1] In terms of music or art, selling out is associated with attempts to tailor material to a mainstream or commercial audience

I hardly know what at "sift" is now I have to deal with a "frot". Must be related to a "fart" me thinks.
sift666 before sex change
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sift666 after sex change

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LOL - I might have to do a post about frottage!

Happy 2nd anniversary DUDE.

THIS IS HOT!

I've been falling asleep listening to the

"Unfuckers" podcast lately. The Blonde Babe is the Main Talker & Ring Leader of deep thinkers- her rag tag crew includes a bunch of chain smokers- with self roll cigarettes- plus the guy in the top corner smoking bowls & the guy in the lower corner- checking in & out with drinking Jack from the bottle. Her boyfriend from Australia is a real deep thinker - who's figured out how this MATRIX works & has seen BLUE TREES lately- but he is missing from this discussion. However this particular episode is only so so. The best part is when the lady who likes to save KITTIES- said she reached enlightenment when she was smoking $200 day of crack. BECAUSE- that's when she started seeing things. IT'S NOT THE DRUGS! it's the lack sleep. NO lack of sleep & speed do not cause HALLUCINATION- it causes ENLIGHTENMENT! Like the movie Dark City- they REPROGRAM in the sleep time. So the LACK OF SLEEP GAVE her a BREAK from the REPROGRAMMING!

The Wachowskis are really odd - the Matrix was great, but they seem to spend the rest of their time promoting dodgy agendas - I think they are mind controlled and that lead to the tranny stuff, so I probably agree with the blonde lady but videos are too slow...

hy @sift666 keep doing such sort of evil shit
Have a great time

I will be Beelzebub

One of the first people I remember going back and forth in a conversation with. Or was it a comment-image paste-a-thon of nice asses - yeah I think that was it :)

Awesome - I am remembered for asses :)

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Please continue on steemit.

Don't worry there will be two of me!

Oh joy. There is only one thing better than one of you, and that's two of you.

And the big one - yes, I used upvote bots all over the place and after just one month I now have over 300 followers and a rep of 57. I know a lot of people would like to spank me for that, and they will be even more pissed off now when they hear me say I think it's a good way to start out fast on Steemit. There - I have just come out as Satan...

Oh Crap! mate. I'm kind of happy for you that the Pinky Cranky Gandalf didn't catch you doing this odd skulduggery & shenanigans sooner. Because you'd be fried by now. };p

...by the way ¡Happy prick steemversary my friend! :)

I think half of Steemit is using bots now...

I'm not sure how pissed off my followers would be with what I'm testing, but truth is I don't think anyone could build up a new account now without bots.

My rep has been stuck on 64 since January and it's not likely to ever go higher, and its been 3 months since I had a payout over $15 - now I'm not even likely to get over $5! My days of $100 posts are long gone!

I want to do a post about bots and the only way I'm going to understand all this is to try using them myself. (just not on my main account)

¡True Facts! mate. And "The proof is in (eating) the pudding" };)

Btw @sift666, did you hear something about that Byteballs Airdrop that has to everyone hitting races everywhere these last days?

Based on your experience with the bidbots... ¿Do you reckon that even using them to quickly rise @frot's Rep Score from 57.270 up to 60 and in this way try put $40.00 extra dohlha$ in your byteball wallet after the registration process is useless? ...or not?

¡Check this out!

I am currently trying to achieve this right away. Since at this moment I have just a Rep Score of 58.782. So, if you find that using bidbots could be an effective procedure to accomplish the goal, please let me know!!! };)

Cheers!! :)

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