Not sure if I'm understanding this completely, since I don't speak or read your language, but Google translate says something about how you like pineapple, but you didn't think you'd be reading about pineapple in a story like this.

If that's accurate, I don't blame you. :) I get some silly and odd ideas a lot, and this was one of them. Figured I'd give pineapples some kind of personality, even though they're not much. I had fun, so I hope others have fun, too.