“Silver Adventures“ - Captain Joshua Slane – 16MR19 – ‘Silver Contest Rules’

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Silver Contest Rules:

“Ahh will make this offer, a stoatin', standin' offer! Fur every Up-Vote ur Reply that Ahh might receive from th' followers o' "Silver Adventures", Ahh will donate one penny ($0.01) inta th' silver contest fund fur buyin' silvers fur th' crew! Att's right! One penny fur every Up-Vote ur Reply! An', as soon as th' pot is large enough ta buy an oonce o' silvers, Ahh will award 'att winning oonce ta th' most actiff crewman (th' one 'att Up-Votes an' Replies ta th' blog th' most an' so forth). But 'att's noot all, Ahh'm also goin' ta award a half oonce o' silvers ta th' 2nd place winner an' a quarter oonce o' silvers ta th' 3rd place winner! 'Att's right! Ahh'm goin' all-in fur you mates, an' Ahh do believes in "passin' it forward" an' such!

Absolute anonymity is o' coorse respected. Hard work has a value, it has a worth. Ahh believe 'att. We will make quite a holiday oot o' this, postin' a runnin' balance o' uir contest pot an' o' coorse th' top ten most actiff crewmen each week!"

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Addendums an' so forth:

Article 1: Aw contributions must be an Up-Vote ur a Reply.

Article 2: First Place Prize - 1 full oonce o' silvers! - (Current spot price, plus $1.75 fur margin, plus $2.50 fur shippin').
Second Place Prize - 1/2 oonce o' silvers!
Third Place Prize - 1/4 ounce o' silvers!
(Aw silvers will be shipped oot when th' First Place winner is announced.)

Article 3: Whomever wins First Place in th' current round must sit-oot th' next contest in fairness an' gracious demeaner an' so forth.

Article 4: Th' price o' silvers is subject ta change, (due ta market fluctuation an' pirates an' such).

"Good luck to aw, an' may th' best mucker win!" - Keptin

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