UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND

There are a whole lot of people that will NEVER find out certain things about their partners. Especially in regards to unfaithfulness. Of course some secrets will always remain buried, but I'm referring to the kind of 'secrets' that everybody knows. Everybody but you! In life, it's also very easy for the innocent party to suddenly become the guilty one.

A few years ago, I knew a 'Dorobuchi' that was married to a very beautiful lady(they are still married). His wife was absolutely stunning but this did not stop Mr Dorobuchi from being randy. He slept with any living thing who was willing. Everybody knew this. Everybody but his wife. He even had pimps that organized girls for him.... Mr Doro is the older brother to a friend of mine. My friend lived in this huge house owned by their eldest brother whom had won the visa lottery and relocated to the US. Doro used to lodge in hotels and guest houses with his babes, but suddenly realized he hated being seen in hotels and guest houses, immediately his elder brother relocated. His new point of rendezvous became the huge empty house. It was just the perfect location for frolicking.

One beautiful day, Mr Doro arrived the house with two girls that would have easily made front cover of Cosmopolitan magazine, with the headline boldly written 'How NOT to apply makeup' . He immediately sent my friend to purchase all kinds of drinks and edibles. Alcohol was purchased in large quantities and then Doro proceeded upstairs to commence his 'menage a trios' with the two badly made up girls. Loads to eat and drink,adrenaline pumping and then suddenly an uninvited guest aka Dorobuchi's stunning wife arrives.

Ghen Ghen! Fire on the mountain! "where is my husband and the nonsense akwunakwuna he brought here?" she bellowed! She went up the stairs banging on all doors and screaming. Of course, no answer. My friend tried to speak to her and convince her that her husband wasn't in the house, talk more of being with a woman. "if my husband isn't here, why is his car parked outside?" she queried. My friend gave a few silly answers which seemed to infuriate Madam stunning even more! She started to scream, curse and cry. After what seemed like forever, she pulled a couch right to the front of the staircase and sat there. A few minutes to midnight, she went outside to swear for and curse the akwunakwuna sleeping with her husband (I hear midnight curses are potent, especially when done naked). Meanwhile, her husband and his babes were still in the Masters bedroom enjoying themselves.

She finally slept off at about 2am. And at 4.30 am, Mr Doro and his chics passed right by the couch in front of the stairs, where his wife lay fast asleep and snuck out of the house to a waiting Taxi in front of the gate...Madam woke up at 7am. Screamed a few more curses at the top of her voice (Early morning curses, before speaking to anyone or even brushing the teeth are also potent..so I hear 😕),went outside, kicked and punched Mr Doro's car which was still parked outside, got into her car and sped off.

She got home and as she made to get out of her car, there was our able Mr Doro wearing his pyjamas on the balcony,angrier than you can imagine "where the hell are you coming from? Where and with whom did you spend the night with! ?" he screamed . Cat got her tongue. She was shocked to see him! She tried to explain but he wouldn't listen and ordered her to return to where she was coming from. She started to beg and apologize, but he still wouldn't listen. She called his younger brother, but he didn't answer his calls. Mr Doro was very angry! He even threatened to call her parents and the elders of her village. The accuser became the accused 😨. Terrible Mr Doro! cunning Mr Doro!!
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Well, let me cut this long story short. Till this very day, Madam stunning still recounts how her insecurity and jealousy almost made her lose her FAITHFUL husband. She regrets how she believed her husband was cheating on her all through the night, while he was home, worried sick about her whereabouts 😕. She regrets how she embarrassed her husband in the presence of his younger sibling and other people present at the time(husband that has been embarrassing her since 1200 BC) . She has stopped speaking to the person who informed her about her husband's escapades that beautiful day . She says the person is nothing but an evil envious home breaker.
Everybody knows Mr Doro has a Community Penis. Everybody knows Mr Doro has girlfriends in every area code. Everybody knows Mr Doro was actually in the house the day his wife came around. Not with one akwuna-kwuna, but with two! Everybody but his wife knows!