Eat and Crap Lightning !?

Did you know that you can literally eat lightning? As a kid, i was deathly afraid of lightning, but i also wanted to be a weatherman. I guess you could call it the weatherman's dilemma. It is a well founded fear because sometimes when people get struck by lightning, they got hurt, or worst die by it, but sometimes they just get burned in a really weird way and they have an amazing story to tell.

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Lemme take you to Essex, England 2009. Sophie Frost was taking a nice romantic walk with her boyfriend in a field. Storm came up, she got struck by lightning and it knocked her unconscious. Now she suffered temporary damage to her eyes, and perforated eardrums, from the KABAMMM i guess.. or maybe the electricity. But thankfully she was listening to music on her iPod.

She survived a 300,000 volt surge only because the lightning travelled through the iPod wires and down through the iPod and then out in the knew region. So basically it means it diverted the electricity away from her vital organs. Now check out these photos :

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This is her displaying the clothes that she was wearing at the time. If you look at the pink orange shirt there, you can see the path where the wire actually was. She was like layered up that day, she had the t-shirt, then she had this button up on top of it, and look at the scar on her chest.

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Alright, now, my mom always said, "Now, dont take a shower when there's a thunderstorm." Well mama, you were right! Just like you always are. I'm gonna take you to Crotia in 2006. Natasha Timarovic was brushing her teeth, not taking a shower, just brushing her teeth. She went in for the little after brush refresher on the faucet like we always do. And at that moment as she was getting that faucet water, the building was struck by lightning and it travelled through the pipes and then travelled into her mouth.

At this time you might think that he got a burned up lip and died by lightning, but no no no no~~ believe me when i tell you guys this. The lightning travelled through the pipes, into her mouth and.. out through her anus...... She crapped lightning, everybody. She literally ate and digested lightning, and i am happy to report that all that just only cost her a severe burns on her anus.

Theres a little science here, because some people speculate that the reason that it came out of her anus is because she had on rubber shoes. But it actually probably a myth. Now, having on rubber shoes or rubber boots or having tires on your car, none of that stops lightning that has travelled miles through air, which is an insulator itself. It is gonna get to the ground but sometimes it might take a different path. So, in a lot of ways, this lightning chose her anus.