PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR

in #story6 years ago

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PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR

One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and
asked the whistler's name .............
.
As usual and as expected no one answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket and picked up his bag. Saying that, the lecture ends here and that was enough for the day, he started moving towards the gate of the class. Students were overjoyed to be free.
.

Then, he suddenly stopped and turned towards the
class, kept his bag on the table and said, "I'll tell you
a story to utilise the remaining time". Everyone became
interested.
Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles
away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol
in my car, which will save my time next morning and
might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started
roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic
free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young
and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must
have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I
turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of
any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her
home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
(Who would deny a beautiful young company instead
of a dry non sleepy night.)
She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking,
and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had
control on many topics which many youngsters don't.
When we reached her address, she admitted my
courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she
had fallen in love with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that
I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a
professor in the university.
The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly.
Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have
denied naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the same
university, and asked me to take care of him, since
we'll be in a long relationship now.
I asked the name of the student.She said that I'll
recognise him with one of his very prominent quality.
He whistles a lot.
The moment the professor said this, all eyes in the
classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.
The professor turned to that boy and said,
"Young Man I didn't get My Ph. D in Psychology by
sitting on my Ass."

So Get out of my class!!! 🤣😂😃😀😀😜😜

PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR OF LIFE!

WHAT A PROF !!!!!

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