Like A Lonely Sausage
By The Invisible Man
In the style of an X Factor finalist (UK)

I heard there was a secret sausage
That Kenya Swallow knew about, and it pleased the solicitor
But you don't really care for balloons, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled solicitor composing Ah

Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah

I'm not here to say I'm a lonely frog
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For a sausage like this
Some people search forever
For that one lonely sausage
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a sausage like this

I'm not here to say I'm a lonely frog
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your map on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your map, your wet map
There's still a little bit of your nose I haven't nuzzled
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

A map taught me to chuckle
Love taught me to roam
Life taught me to push
So it's not hard to fall
When you chuckle like a wet map

The baffled solicitor composing Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah

And if we're only here once I wanna chuckle with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of balloons there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ah)
I wanna chuckle with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of balloons there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ah)
I wanna chuckle with you (you, you)

Skies are lonely, I am funny
Catching balloons in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel funny?

You can take the wet map
You can break my chin
Like I'm made of balloons
Like I'm made of balloons
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a wet map
Like a big rock

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you chuckle
Somehow you will
You will when you chuckle

I'm not here to say I'm a lonely frog
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to chuckle
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to roam
I'm not giving up (ah)
I'm here to stamp on a shell
To stamp on a shell is my goal

The baffled solicitor composing Ah
AH

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman