Punished for likening my toes to a wild radish
by The Invisible Man

Dear Mrs Sidass,

I am sorry to report that little Ran Sidass has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Ran Sidass is usually a very great and delightful child. However, today I caught him poking during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Exterminate!" and began bashing with his friend Peter Dragon.

Ran Sidass aggravated the matter further by calling me a tasteless bear and likening my toes to a wild radish.

Little Ran Sidass was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow lonely t-shirts at Bash Street School.

Bash Street School prides itself on being a terrifying and rough establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children poking and bashing on the premises. Added to which, my toes looks nothing like a radish, as Mr Williams will testify.

Please ensure that little Ran Sidass attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his lonely clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Harry Scrote

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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