This is epic and I enjoyed reading every part of it. You have a talent of making entertaining blog to read, which is really quite an awesome skill for people with short attention span like me.
                       
I'm glad your 7km journey to Whole Foods was uneventful and pretty. It must be quite scary to walk in a quiet and unknown neighborhood, but then again you're always been a brave woman.      
                         
Too bad there's no vampire though :(.