Meet Your New Booth Babes: CES Introduces Robot Strippers with Live Show
Want to plug in to Vegas's newest form of entertainment?
Enter the twerk bots, which premiered at CES2018 last night.
The host strip club, Sapphire Las Vegas, released this statement:
Guests will have an opportunity to take photos, tip and interact with the dancing gadgets who claim "Their motherboards bring all the boys to the yard!" Come watch sparks fly as the robo-twins gyrate on the pole, shake their hardware and leave everyone wondering if those double D's are real or made in ‘Silicone’ Valley.
Taylor Lorenz, writing for The Daily Beast, asks, "Do Androids Cry After Stripping in Vegas for CES?" When she spoke with the club manager, he said, "he noticed the demographics of CES changing and that the typical hot women aren’t enough to lure a crowd to the club anymore. These days, you’ve got to offer something different.
Unsurprisingly, the event drew a crowd. 80% of those who attended were men.
The biggest complaint about these robots? It wasn't their chrome exterior or camera heads--it's that they didn't have enough sexy dance moves.
"These are too mechanical," one attendant said. Another added, "I just think the robots have awkward movement, no one really moves like that... They need pole-dancing classes.
What's next for these steel twerkers remains to be seen.
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