So you have got the sniffles and you want to get rid of them fast and easy. Many people would tell you to go to the doctors office and get some medicine. But if u are reading this u probably don't have insurance! Luckily i have a quick fix quick and easy way to fix them. Now let me let you into my home maid recipe to fix the sniffles!

Step 1. Go to the woods and find a grandma with nice looking tits.

Step 2. SET UP A GRANDMA TRAP! So how you can do this is by Finding a nice and warm spots where grandmas like to go hide and a dig a big hole. After that put sticks under the hole and camouflage it with some nice and moist wood musk.

Step 3. After you trap the grandma in the hole make sure she is knocked out good! Then cut her nipples off preferably with the sharpest knife you can find! I usually like to use bear grills hunting knife since it has that nice good cut to it!

Step 4. At this point go to the grandmas house and steal one of her best Roosters. Wank the Roosters COCK until it cums on your grandmas tits. The roosters moan always make sure to fill my ears up with joy!

Step 5. Take ur Grandmas nipples and her roosters cum and take them to your lab.

Step 6. Make sure to chill these too products until they are frozen cold! I usually like to use some pretty cold stuff !

Step 7. Crush the nipples and the Rooster seemed until you get a nice fine white looking powder. The powder color may vary on the type of ethnicity your grandma's tits are.

Step 8. SNIFF THAT SHIT UP BOI.

(pls dont do this)