My First Pump (Explicit)

My First Pump,
It was FUCKING amazing,
started off with some serious thriller movie suspense when there was 10 minutes left, i even started to get butterflies, so i decided to go take a big shit.
haha taking a dump before the pump, yes i washed my ass properly. anyways, i had my phone waiting beside me for the signal, hand on keyboard, and a calculator beside me because i thought i was gonna use it but never did, then few min later boom, the coin was announced, i saw the coin COAL, i just about got on its market thing and the price was flying high as motherfucker, i bought the son of a bitch at 500 sat, it was goin up, 50%, 140%, two hundred and twenty homosexual percents, oooof, i sold at 800 sat, i got in just in time, and sold just in time too, i but in about 0.0014 btc and got 0.0018, it was a noice first experience at loosing my crypto innocence.
the pump was over like a premature ejaculation, some idiots started giving admins the shit and called it a scam, yet it was their fault for their own penis faluire, but none the less, we made some good monies.
and just like that, im hooked on this shit like cocaine ive always wanted to try but never have.
than you for reading this emotional experience, come again.
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