Daddy Long Schlong
Next time you catch a daddy long leg, spread its tiny little legs and check-out it's little penis. Now we all know that isn't going to happen unless you are some superhero blessed with amazing sight. Try it anyways, it will be fun. Maybe not for you but at least the Daddy Long Leg will enjoy it.
Spiders don't have penises, which would make for a terrible life. The daddy long leg; however, is lucky enough to be blessed with a penis. This means that the daddy long leg is not a spider, although they are commonly referred to as spiders because they have eight legs.
The daddy long leg has no family. He does not belong to the classification of insects, spiders, scorpions, or anything else. He is very lonely. Having a penis probably makes up for all of this though. Lucky little fella.
His penis is however, extremely small. Most women would probably laugh at him and kick him out of the bed. If it were not small though, it would drag the ground as he walks and cause terrible burns. Maybe the long legs help keep the penis from dragging the ground. Maybe it's not as small as I am thinking. I'm off to go find a daddy long leg.
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Got me chuckling to myself as usual :) You know there's a daddy long leg out there somewhere dragging around a 9th leg. Too bad he'll never use it - spiders (or whatever they are) aren't too popular with the ladies
Yeah. Lol. I bet he gets some use out of it. With all of those legs it would be pretty easy to rape butterflies or something. I wonder if they rape their prey before they eat it. I would.