State of the Internet (Not for the Weak of Heart, Go Ahead, Read It)

Going Backwards, Are We?

I remember 10-20 years ago having very little issues with the Internet. Making profiles barely required you to lift a finger. Operating systems were smooth and user friendly. Customer service wasn't an automated bitch that never helps you with anything. DSL had faster loading times than today??? What? Yeah, seriously, we are trying to upload a 6 minute video and it is going to take up to 2 hours with our current internet service??? WTF?

Speaking of internet services.... you used to have unlimited access regardless of what company you chose. These days, companies offer various packages that offer various number of Gigs. Talk about a gaggle of worthless, greedy scumbags who deserve to be crushed at the bottom of ravine along with the lies they told you about Lemmings. Charge ME $35 a month for 2G of data that will be gone in less than a week? SHAME ON YOU.

These days, creating a profile requires solving captchas, receiving texts to verify you are who you are (which usually won't send, btw), navigating a hell maze, and everything else they can throw at you to make your life miserable, just to find being on any online social media is ultimately, pointless. Dating sites?? Ha ha! None of them are worth it. They make you spend hours creating a profile, then ask you to verify yourself after all of the effort just to find out your number cannot be verified for some magical effing reason. Now we feel really stupid for paying for internet. Something that humankind requires to function on a social level should never cost you money. Shit, food and water shouldn't cost you money. If they want us to operate the system for them, the fuel to do it should be free.

Yeah, but, whatever. Who cares, right? The funny thing is, in spite of all of these hang-ups, you can watch pornography with ease. No troubles there. AND ITS FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Autocorrect is a joke. Smartphones are a joke. The other day we babysit for my brother, and his "smart" TV magically froze for some reason and could not be shut off because whoever invented the stupid thing cheated in Engineering class or some shit. We had to sleep with the TV on all night, with its retard light beaming into our eyes. This was in spite that we covered the damn thing with a blanket.

Cars are shitty too. Why do you buy new shit? It is inferior compared to the old shit. Quit rewarding these greedy fucking turds by purchasing their inferior bullshit. Stop going to the new movies. They really aren't any better than the old ones. Today's Hollywood couldn't make a good movie if they had a 12-gauge cocked to their brain. The fact people talk about these shit movies like they are actually good make me want to pull my eyes out and shove them into my vagina so I can admire my own egg.

Customer service? Doesn't exist anymore. When you have an issue with a website and select, "contact us", good luck. Most likely, you will be required to choose what problem you are experiencing from a list of problems. Guess what? Your issue won't exist on that list. If it does and your email goes through? You will never get a response. None of these site owners want to take any responsibility for their retarded ass fuckups. Vlad the Impaler would never let this shit fly. I used to not like that guy but, now, I kinda dig his style.

Don't complain about how the rich are richer than you, just stop giving them your EFFING MONEY. They are too big for their own pants as it is. They didn't earn it. They cheated it out of you. Besides, soon, you will need that money for food when food prices fuck the sky.

Asteroid, where are you? Our species needs to be demolished so badly, it hurts. Nah, it's okay, "we go this shit"! We will have ourselves destroyed in no time. Just give it a minute.

Much love?

Lucy Sage Dreamtree

Not sharing art links, what is the point? You will spend your $200 on a shitty drawing of Bart Simpson next to your butt. Yeah, "way to stand out", "rebel".

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