Happy birthday.
I believe the schnitzel was invented due to the rooster waking the man, and then the man improvised, and by doing so, he invented the schnitzel.
Did you find a new gander?
Or more importantly, a way to prevent its repeat?
Ganders are supposed to be dangerous enough against most dogs.
Why not have more than one?
They will probably fight, but then they can cooperate against a dog.
Do you have hedgehogs there?